A little humour for your day

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[Huntkook]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

 

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We used to borrow wax paper from the cooks in the kitchen to improve our speed!

 

[antelopedundee]

A bit of golf humor....



Ed met Betty while on a singles cruise and fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they both lived in the same town only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic! He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Betty to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Betty was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Betty to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salads, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like to have a serious talk with you before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Betty took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed took a long pause and said, “I’ll bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

 

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