A little humour for your day

warmer · Dec 21, 2021

It was career day in Ms. Jones 4th grade class and as she worked her way around the room she came to little Johnny. Johnny's response was as follows, " I want to be a fighter pilot right out of school. Then I want to become a billionaire and go to the finest clubs in the world. I'll find the best whore in the world, buy her a cabana in the Mediterranean, a mansion in Europe, a jet to fly all over the world, a no limit credit card and when I meet up with her, I'll bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane"

Ms. Jones is taken aback and choses to ignore Johnny's comments and moves to the next student, Susie.

Ms. Jones ask's Susie what her future plans are and Susie's answer, "I wanted to be an actress, but I changed my mind. I want to be Johnny's whore"

noharleyyet · Dec 21, 2021

noharleyyet · Dec 21, 2021

Envision Sam Elliot narrating this...

Nick87 · Dec 21, 2021

noharleyyet said:
Envision Sam Elliot narrating this...
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Belongs in the dad joke thread, only because that was one of my dad's jokes growing up.

fishing4sanity · Dec 21, 2021

I picked up a hitchhiker last night.
He said thanks, but how do you know I'm not a serial killer?
I replied the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are really low.