A little humour for your day

[BAKPAKR]

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@ElkFever2 @BrentD @DouglasR

Here is a booner, and he got more likes on the “As They Lay” thread than the desert bighorn in the post before it!

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Here is a booner, and he got more likes on the “As They Lay” thread than the desert bighorn in the post before it!

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Ground shrinkage??

 

[BrentD]

Here is a booner, and he got more likes on the “As They Lay” thread than the desert bighorn in the post before it!

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oh pffftt. That one isn't even in the running!




HERE! Is a Booner!

 

[BAKPAKR]

oh pffftt. That one isn't even in the running!




HERE! Is a Booner!

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Are you sure that isn’t a ground hog with a tail extension?

 

[Hunter4Life78]

oh pffftt. That one isn't even in the running!




HERE! Is a Booner!

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For the squirrel to be properly scored we must see the undersid of said squirrel. Here at HuntTalk we run a fair booner squirrel program. We need to make sure that aforementioned squirrel has not been altered in anyway that would allow for fish filets or lead weights to be added for girth.
We ain't a fishing derby...

(THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY HUNTER4LIFE78.)

(THIS POST IS NOT MEANT TO BE ACCUSATORY IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, JUST WANNA COVER ALL OF THE BASES)

 

[RealMuddyboots]

Ground shrinkage??

It was cold out.

 

[Huntkook]

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@ElkFever2 @BrentD @DouglasR

 

[RealMuddyboots]

oh pffftt. That one isn't even in the running!




HERE! Is a Booner!

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Looks like my neighbors cat.

 

[BrentD]

For the squirrel to be properly scored we must see the undersid of said squirrel. Here at HuntTalk we run a fair booner squirrel program. We need to make sure that aforementioned squirrel has not been altered in anyway that would allow for fish filets or lead weights to be added for girth.
We ain't a fishing derby...

(THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY HUNTER4LIFE78.)

(THIS POST IS NOT MEANT TO BE ACCUSATORY IN ANY WAY SHAPE

These are the only other photos in existence, I'm afraid...

 

[BAKPAKR]

These are the only other photos in existence, I'm afraid...

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You did that squirrel a favor.

 

[Hunter4Life78]

These are the only other photos in existence, I'm afraid...

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Fine print: Squirrels that have been field dressed and eaten may or may not be scored. Photos submitted for scoring will be allowed only at the sole discretion of the scoring committee which shall be composed of judges from fishing derbies

BOLD PRINT- IN THE EVENT THAT FISHING DERBY JUDGES CANNOT BE FOUND OR THEY ARE SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED WE WILL BE FORCED TO UTILIZE HUNTTALK MEMBER BIGJAY73 MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Best way to

A long time ago, my brother, my roommate, and I were heading north from Idaho to British Columbia for a backcountry ski trip. It was dark and it was laying the snow down. My brother was driving. My roommate and I told him he just needed to stay between the reflectors. When he started veering to the right, we had to let him know that we meant, “Stay between the reflectors on the opposite sides of the road.”

Best way to drive in those conditions at night is turn off headlights and drive with parking lights only ... VERY SLOW. I can always tell the idiot Punjabi truck drivers. They keep flipping their headlights back to high beam in a whiteout. So stupid they can't figure out they're blinding themselves ... but still somehow smart enough to get an A-Z license (Canadian CDL). Scary.

 

[Tradewind]

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@ElkFever2 @BrentD @DouglasR

SMH

 

[Dave N]

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@ElkFever2 @BrentD @DouglasR

Nope! No award is worth measuring squirrel balls.

 

[BrentD]

SMH

I'm sure you meant SHM not SMH

 

[Elktrack]

 

[Sytes]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Irrelevant]

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You out in WA? Westport is our favorite beach town