A little humour for your day

An explorer is taken captive by a group of local tribes people
His fate is decided and he is offered a chance to live if he can pass three tests
The explorer is taken to the edge of the camp and shown three dwellings and the tests are explained to him
Test 1.) Inside is a man that has never been beaten in a drinking contest
Test 2.) There is a large bear that has a toothache and the tooth must be removed
Test 3.) inside is a woman that has never been satisfied sexually
The explorer enters the first tent and proceeds to drink after a few hours he comes out stumbling falling and the the members rush inside the tent and find their man passed out on the ground, they here a large commotion coming from the tent with the bear and when they rush out there is the explorer he is wild eyed and very disheveled He looks at the member that he can see and he asks "I passed the first two tests, now where is the lady with the toothache?"
 
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