yoteler
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> 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're
> full of shit.
>
> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
> it's hard to
> pronounce.
>
> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>
> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to
> humiliate yourself in
> public.
>
> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
> learn to see it my
> way.
>
> 6. I'll try be nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
> 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
> message.
>
> 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
> damn word you're
> saying.
>
> 10. Ahhh...I see the "screw-up fairy" has visited us
> again.
>
> 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was
> young and stupid.
>
> 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
> strangers.
>
> 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't
> give a damn.
>
> 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
> mouth.
>
> 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
> I had about you.
>
> 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
> by your unique point
> of view.
>
> 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
> mean you're an artist.
>
> 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is
> purely coincidental.
>
> 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
>
> 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>
> 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
> Karma to burn off.
>
> 22. Yes, I am an agent of satan, but my duties are
> largely ceremonial.
>
> 23. And your "crybaby-whiny-assed-opinion" would
> be...?
>
> 24. Do I look like a people person?
>
> 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with
> fluorescent lighting.
>
> 26. I started out with nothing and still have most
> of it left.
>
> 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
> 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>
> 29. Errors have been made...OTHERS will be blamed.
>
> 30. Whatever kind of a look you were going
> for,...you missed.
>
> 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>
> 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>
> 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
>
> 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>
> 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>
> 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is
> done.
>
> 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
> 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just
> wanted a salary.
>
> 39. Who lit your tampax on fire?
>
> 40. Oh, I get it...something like humor...but
> different.
>
>
> full of shit.
>
> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
> it's hard to
> pronounce.
>
> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>
> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to
> humiliate yourself in
> public.
>
> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
> learn to see it my
> way.
>
> 6. I'll try be nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
> 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
> message.
>
> 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
> damn word you're
> saying.
>
> 10. Ahhh...I see the "screw-up fairy" has visited us
> again.
>
> 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was
> young and stupid.
>
> 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
> strangers.
>
> 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't
> give a damn.
>
> 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
> mouth.
>
> 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
> I had about you.
>
> 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
> by your unique point
> of view.
>
> 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
> mean you're an artist.
>
> 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is
> purely coincidental.
>
> 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
>
> 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>
> 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
> Karma to burn off.
>
> 22. Yes, I am an agent of satan, but my duties are
> largely ceremonial.
>
> 23. And your "crybaby-whiny-assed-opinion" would
> be...?
>
> 24. Do I look like a people person?
>
> 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with
> fluorescent lighting.
>
> 26. I started out with nothing and still have most
> of it left.
>
> 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
> 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>
> 29. Errors have been made...OTHERS will be blamed.
>
> 30. Whatever kind of a look you were going
> for,...you missed.
>
> 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>
> 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>
> 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
>
> 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>
> 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>
> 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is
> done.
>
> 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
> 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just
> wanted a salary.
>
> 39. Who lit your tampax on fire?
>
> 40. Oh, I get it...something like humor...but
> different.
>
>
