Kraven
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> > A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind
> > the
> > bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills.
> > The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there.
> > He approaches the bartender and asks him, "Hey, what's up with that
> > jar?"
> > The bartender tells him, "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass
> > three tests then you get all of the money."
> >
> > "What are the three tests?"
> > "Pay first. Those are the rules."
> > So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar
> > with the other bills.
> > The bartender says, "OK, here's what you have to do... First, you have
> > to
> > drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND
> > you
> > can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up
> > out
> > back with a sore tooth... You have to remove the tooth with your bare
> > hands. Third, there's a 90 year old woman upstairs who's never had an
> > orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
> > The man responds, "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks, but I'm not an
> > idiot, I can't do all that... It's impossible!"
> > "Well, you asked, and I told you... Those are the rules, and your money
> > stays in the jar."
> > Well, time goes on and the man has drunk quite a few .... Then he asks,
> > "Wherez zat taqeelah?"
> > He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big
> > slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he
> > does not make a face.
> > Then he says, "Right, the dog's next?" He staggers out back and soon
all
> > the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking,
> > screams, yelps and growling, and eventually silence. Just when they
> > think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with
> > his
> > shirt ripped to shreds and big scratches all over his body.
> > "Now," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
> > the
> > bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills.
> > The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there.
> > He approaches the bartender and asks him, "Hey, what's up with that
> > jar?"
> > The bartender tells him, "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass
> > three tests then you get all of the money."
> >
> > "What are the three tests?"
> > "Pay first. Those are the rules."
> > So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar
> > with the other bills.
> > The bartender says, "OK, here's what you have to do... First, you have
> > to
> > drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND
> > you
> > can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up
> > out
> > back with a sore tooth... You have to remove the tooth with your bare
> > hands. Third, there's a 90 year old woman upstairs who's never had an
> > orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
> > The man responds, "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks, but I'm not an
> > idiot, I can't do all that... It's impossible!"
> > "Well, you asked, and I told you... Those are the rules, and your money
> > stays in the jar."
> > Well, time goes on and the man has drunk quite a few .... Then he asks,
> > "Wherez zat taqeelah?"
> > He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big
> > slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he
> > does not make a face.
> > Then he says, "Right, the dog's next?" He staggers out back and soon
all
> > the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking,
> > screams, yelps and growling, and eventually silence. Just when they
> > think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with
> > his
> > shirt ripped to shreds and big scratches all over his body.
> > "Now," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
LMAO 
