Carl 9.3x62
Well-known member
"ELK MOUNTAIN"It's like the show Yellowstone, but more wimpy.
*Rip angrily steps out of the black Ranch's Killverado 7500HD*
Rip: "You guys hunting? Do you know how much money my boss has?"
*30 munites of dressage bullshit*
Random ranch hand: *chuckle* "$*)Q!#@$ barrel racers!"
*John Dunham storms into DA's office*
John: "Listen, these guys are tresspassing over my airspace, the very oxygen I need to live, they are pretty much killing us. I didn't make a fortune in real estate and started ranching last year, to have MY god given way of life changed by these air thieves!"
*Screen turns black, big yellow bold letter appear on screen with dramatic sound effect*
"YELLOWSTONE"
*Queue some Ryan Bingham*
"Next week onCarbon CountyYellowstone"
*Awkward looking Sherrif Deputy wearing Oakley Gascans, pulls up to two men wearing crocs in camp on BLM*
"Y'all pissed off the wrong rich guy"
*Starts scribbing on ticket pad*
"YELLOWSTONE"