Would you shoot Alf?

[wa_archer]

Hell no he ate cats, I say we need more alfs!

 

[EKYHunter]

Yes, I’d kill Alf in a heart beat. I’d love to see Bigfoot when I had a rifle in my hands. He’s going down as well.

 

[RyGuy]

If I can get a broadside shot, I’m definitely going with the double shoulder.

I’m looking to put him down for good. Doubt the meat would taste great anyway.

 

[Huntkook]

It may be to late it looks as though he's been breeding

 

[huntnpack]

Center mass. But on the puppet or puppeteer?

 

[LopeHunter]

I'd definitely shoot him... think of the followers I'd get. Then I'd make a bunch of flat bill hats with his silhouette on it.

First, there was SpiderBull. Now, SpiderAlf. Be sure to display at the SLC event next to the poached deer they had on display a few years ago. Keep it classy, SFW.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Tikka06]

Alf no. But Howard the duck, absolutely.

 

[mdcrossbow]

This thing deserves a dirt nap 1st

 

[Harrier]

I got into a bona fide argument with a friend in college who tried to convince me that he thought Alf was funny.

Oh and yes, I’d definitely shoot Alf.

 

[Gerald Martin]

I’d pay money to see @Schaaf go three rounds in the boxing ring with Alf.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Where's Barney rank in this discussion?

He's certainly a #hitlister

 

[SwaggyD]

Where's Barney rank in this discussion?

He's certainly a #hitlister

At the VERY top...

 

[EYJONAS!]

Just about when a guy thinks, I've seen it all in this site. @Schaaf dives right into the rabbit hole with Alf. Holy shit. Lmfao

 

[EYJONAS!]

At the VERY top...

Even above the singing kangaroo from Big Daddy?

 

[Wildabeest]

Barney is way above Alf, but just below Elmo.

 

[ammo]

Slow cooker. Really break down that gristle & connective tissue.

I think this thread should be titled 'Would you eat Alf?'

 

[brockel]

I’d put it in his guts so the bastard can pack it off.

 

[huntnpack]

Would Gumby be appropriate sim test media or would he need a couple of layers of denim first?

 

[Wildabeest]

Bill O’Reilly now has a host of new ideas for his next book.