Would you shoot Alf?

[Deleted member 28227]

 

[Ben Lamb]

No, I had an Alf sleeping bag growing up an everything.

Listen, I had an Empire Strikes Back lunchbox, but I'd bag & tag Yoda if the season were legal.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Listen, I had an Empire Strikes Back lunchbox, but I'd bag & tag Yoda if the season were legal.

and to think we were worried about the boys from Utah and wolves...

 

[trb]

Y'all are counting your chickens before they hatch. Who's hunting who???

 

[mmw194287]

i always thought he looked pretty thin-skinned....i'd be shooting match bullets. the more erratic terminal performance, the better.

 

[Dave N]

Nope. He eats cats. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

 

[Bigjay73]

Could just lock him in a hot car

Black bear dies in Tennessee after breaking into hot car

A black bear broke into a parked car outside a rental cabin in Sevierville, Tennessee, and got stuck inside when the door closed behind it, state wildlife officials said.

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[Deleted member 28227]

Nope. He eats cats. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

 

[JShane]

Not sure he'd rate on the culinary scale with a diet consisting of ferral cats and all.

 

[Redmt]

No, I had an Alf sleeping bag growing up an everything.

Don't you realize that this is a forum where that statement could be used as blackmail?

 

[Addicting]

He’d have to take me to his spaceship first. The plumbing was made out of gold and my dad bod needs new Sitka that fits.

 

[Rzrbck918]

I've been trying to draw for a while and have like 17 preference points but with point creep Ill never get there.

 

[Scott85]

Don't you realize that this is a forum where that statement could be used as blackmail?

Blackmail me? I’m not worth blackmailing. Besides my sleeping bag is a hello kitty.

 

[MarvB]

Just remember…

 

[CowboyLeroy]

I say go with the euro, and turn his nose into a coozy

 

[kansasdad]

Y'all are counting your chickens before they hatch. Who's hunting who???View attachment 227763

Is it just me, or does ALF look to be cross-eyed dominate??

 

[JLS]

Not sure he'd rate on the culinary scale with a diet consisting of ferral cats and all.

Very low VD index

 

[BackofBeyond]

Not sure he'd rate on the culinary scale...

probably right between the californian condor and great northern spotted owl.

 

[Redmt]

probably right between the californian condor and great northern spotted owl.

Condor is excellent if slow roasted. Spotted owl is fantastic. Cook the breasts like you would a large quail or grouse.
I'm guessing ALF would be best as a teriyaki jerky.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Condor is excellent if slow roasted. Spotted owl is fantastic. Cook the breasts like you would a large quail or grouse.
I'm guessing ALF would be best as a teriyaki jerky.

Slow cooker. Really break down that gristle & connective tissue.