World's shortest fairy tale!

[Ithaca 37]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

If you truly love something, let it go to be free......

 

[noharleyyet]

If you truly love, stalk it until it relents.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

The Judge said I could'nt do that anymore!

 

[noharleyyet]

...those ankle beepers come right off with boltcutters.