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(And What They Mean)
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut
you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's
an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling
a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end
with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go
Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
"Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. She is content. Your best bet
is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that
she wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have
done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine"
and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go
Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has
plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty
big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman
is giving you the chance to come up with whatever
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that
you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off
at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
"Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut
you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's
an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling
a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end
with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go
Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
"Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. She is content. Your best bet
is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that
she wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have
done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine"
and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go
Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has
plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty
big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman
is giving you the chance to come up with whatever
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that
you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off
at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
"Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
