Doug
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Words of Wisdom:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night.
2. If you had to identify,in one word, the reason why the human race has not acheived, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "Meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.
4. You should not confuse your career with your life.
5. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
6. Never, Never lick a steak knife.
7. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
8. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
9. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you might think she is pregnant unless you see an actual baby emerging from her body.
10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal out of your Birthday. That time is age eleven.
11. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,gender,religion,economic status or ethnic background , is that, deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
12. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important.Pay attention. It never fails.)
13. Your friends love you anyway.
14. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of proffesionals built the Titanic.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night.
2. If you had to identify,in one word, the reason why the human race has not acheived, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "Meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.
4. You should not confuse your career with your life.
5. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
6. Never, Never lick a steak knife.
7. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
8. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
9. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you might think she is pregnant unless you see an actual baby emerging from her body.
10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal out of your Birthday. That time is age eleven.
11. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,gender,religion,economic status or ethnic background , is that, deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
12. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important.Pay attention. It never fails.)
13. Your friends love you anyway.
14. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of proffesionals built the Titanic.
