Women

[steamingutpile]

Which uses more energy putting the seat down or whining about it for ten minutes?

Can you pass a Walmart without stopping?

 

[Outdooraddict]

The toilet seat bull crap kills me. When I was first married- I fought that battle. The next day, I bitched about how I didn't notice the toilet seat down and peed on it. "I can't believe you didn't lift the seat up! You know I have to take a leak in the morning."

If I have to put it down, I expect your ass to lift it up. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF EQUALITY. Unless you would like to rewind a few decades- but I would expect you to do all the laundry, cooking, cleaning, and dishes. Don't get me wrong, I still open doors for her, let her order first, and love her to death- but seriously... the toilet seat?

See what she thinks when I install one of these bad boys.

 

[Gunner46]

LMFAO !! Reminds me of my 1st month of wedded BS. She tried to pull that crap on me too. So, I purposely let her see mr lower the seat right before we went to bed. She always got up before me,,,, but I waited until I felt her to the "Slumber Twitch" and then slip[ped outta bed and put it back up ! I woke up to a piercing scream at dawn. Her
a$$ was dunked deep, stuck, in cold water at 6 AM ! That one episode broke her of ever not checking first.

 

[steamingutpile]

As you my wife is always up before I am. My nightly foray took me to the kitchen to get the plastic wrap. After tightly stretching it across the bowl I lowered the seat. I know that scream.