When you realize you're not cool anymore . . .

[OntarioHunter]

My buddy Dan and his family went to Colorado several years back and his mom was showing me a photo and I joking asked who the fat guy was (that I truly didn't recognize in the photo).

I hadn't seen Dan in a few years.

"Thats my Danny!"

"Oh..."

 

[JimQ]

A few weeks back at a hockey game the wife ran into some old friends she hadnt seen in awhile. They asked her who I was and when she told them her husband they informed her that I was way too old for her. (She's a year and a half older than me )

 

[OntarioHunter]

A few weeks back at a hockey game the wife ran into some old friends she hadnt seen in awhile. They asked her who I was and when she told them her husband they informed her that I was way too old for her. (She's a year and a half older than me )

Time to level the playing field. Clairol can be your friend too.

 

[Hem]

I get home from outside winter work and walk around the house evenings in my long underwear.

 

[JimQ]

Time to level the playing field. Clairol can be your friend too.

My head is slicker then a Safeway chicken...

 

[noharleyyet]

Keep this one handy for the former hot gal in your class, "I think I remember you, what class did you teach?" Duck . . .

 

[gouch]

A few weeks back at a hockey game the wife ran into some old friends she hadnt seen in awhile. They asked her who I was and when she told them her husband they informed her that I was way too old for her. (She's a year and a half older than me )

Just because she is older than you doesn't mean you not too old for her.

 

[Frequently Banned Troll]

That moment when you start shopping for a muzzleloader or a crossbow..

 

[Art Vandeley]

My wife got me these bad boys for Valentine’s Day

 

[Southern Elk]

My wife got me these bad boys for Valentine’s Day
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You win.

 

[RobertD]

As someone who is still cool but fading fast, I just want to say to all you guys that nothing is cooler than not giving a chit whether you're seen as cool or not!

 

[jeff_gibbons]

Thanks gents. I feel better because I’ve still got it……

Btw, denial is a beautiful thing.

 

[Jape]

When your kids are instantly embarrassed to be in public with you. Something about my dad jokes and dancing….

On a bright note, most of the kids call adults “bud” so we got that going for us!

 

[Deleted member 28227]

My wife got me these bad boys for Valentine’s Day
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Those bad boys are made in America so you got that going for you... seriously though college roommate works for NB

 

[p_ham]

So, the other day I'm rockin' the Hey Dudes, cargo pants, and back vented Guy Harvey fishin' shirt, and my 9 year old sweet sweet grand daughter says, "Papaw, you really should wear socks with those."

Not that I was ever cool, but she pretty much crushed any potential.

Let's hear em...

Have you tried buying a Harley? Gotta be cool if you've got a Harley...

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

I quit caring a long time ago , and just live , and purse what interests me

 

[Big Slick]

Nothing like having a grey beard and having the host at Golden Corral ask, “Senior?”.

 

[noharleyyet]

Have you tried buying a Harley? Gotta be cool if you've got a Harley...

Stopped trying after five of em Paul...
...besides:

 

[TrumpkinTheDwarf]

I quit caring a long time ago , and just live , and purse what interests me

Leather or Velvet? Sounds dirty either way.

 

[DouglasR]

No offense @MTGomer but I first realized I was getting old when you posted your moose hunt and I was like “woah, wtf happened to gomer? He looks old af!”
And then I remembered I’m a year older than you
Scanning passes at the ski resort and seeing the average birthdate also hurts my pride.