flatcoat
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I laughed.^ Jokes kids Jokes ^
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I laughed.^ Jokes kids Jokes ^
How do you get used to CA’s?They've been here for years, we're used to CA's.
Fourth guy walks in, washes his hands and then commences taking a leak. As the other three look at him in bewilderment, he says “I can’t believe y’all touch yourselves with dirty hands.”Three dudes bellied up to the trough pisser in a bar:
First due finishes up, washes his hands thoroughly, dries them meticulously. "At the Univeristy of Texas, they teach us how to clean ourselves properly."
Second dude finishes up, used just a dab of water, and a dab of soap, then rises with the smallest amount of water possible. "At UC Berkley, we are taught to conserve water."
Third dude finishes up, zips his pants and walks out. On his way he looks over his shoulder and says "At the University of Montana, they taught not to piss on ourselves."
Fourth guy walks in, washes his hands and then commences taking a leak. As the other three look at him in bewilderment, he says “I can’t believe y’all touch yourselves with dirty hands.”
You don’t have to get all personal on me just because I hijacked your joke Ben!UT guy responds, "I wiped em off on the sheep."
Hey! Too far, man, too far. Sheep deserve respect and I do hope you’ll consider the feelings of animals in the future.UT guy responds, "I wiped em off on the sheep."
You don’t have to get all personal on me just because I hijacked your joke Ben!
Hey! Too far, man, too far. Sheep deserve respect and I do hope you’ll consider the feelings of animals in the future.
It was so cold in TX this past winter, someone saw a politician with a hands in their own pocket…A Texan was on trial in Montana for beastiality.
His attorney asked him, "At any time during this alleged act, did the sheep in question exhibit any signs of discomfort or distress?"
The Texan said, "No sir, it even turned around and licked my hand."
One of the Montana jurors jumped up and hollered, "A good one will do that!"
That wasn't Ted....It was so cold in TX this past winter, someone saw a politician with a hands in their own pocket…
That wasn't Ted....
that’s a good one.Three dudes bellied up to the trough pisser in a bar:
First due finishes up, washes his hands thoroughly, dries them meticulously. "At the Univeristy of Texas, they teach us how to clean ourselves properly."
Second dude finishes up, used just a dab of water, and a dab of soap, then rises with the smallest amount of water possible. "At UC Berkley, we are taught to conserve water."
Third dude finishes up, zips his pants and walks out. On his way he looks over his shoulder and says "At the University of Montana, they taught not to piss on ourselves."