What do you carry when hunting in otter habitat?

[Ben Lamb]

if I ever get my ass whooped by an otter, no one will ever know.

And this is the nugget of gold that deserves to be a signature.

 

[antlerradar]

if I ever get my ass whooped by an otter, no one will ever know.

Men are getting there ass whooped by beaver all the time.

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Men are getting there ass whooped by beaver all the time.

This is very true. I tried trapping beaver the other night, no nibbles on the ole... gonna leave it at that. I don't want @Douglas lady friend thinking we are all degenerates on here.

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Send her a get well card with stuffed animal otter. I dare you!!!

Now Foodismemories. No being sad. You ottered, I mean ered to the side of caution andopted not to.

Maybe get her a helmet from a suit of armor. I'd say an entire suit of armor, while it may protect against otters, shebgonna suffer heavily on her backstroke time, and if she can't out of that and it rusts, well that could just be a bad day all over.

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Just got my steel jockstrap ordered, I’ll be ready float that river and stare them little demons down !!!!
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Super Trooper Flashback

 

[Moserkr]

California swimmer says ‘aggressive’ otters bit him a dozen times: 'They wanted to kill me’

A man in Northern California is worried for the safety of other swimmers at Serene Lakes near Lake Tahoe after saying two otters attacked him in September.

www.foxnews.com

Swimmers beware...

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

California swimmer says ‘aggressive’ otters bit him a dozen times: 'They wanted to kill me’

A man in Northern California is worried for the safety of other swimmers at Serene Lakes near Lake Tahoe after saying two otters attacked him in September.

www.foxnews.com

Swimmers beware...

Oh brother, Fox is desperate for any other news!

 

[PRO MO]

Oh brother, Fox is desperate for any other news!

really missed the ottertunity for a pun there, bud.