We need to have a talk.

[Deleted member 28227]

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Just keep him out of the garage…

 

[Ben Lamb]

For the guy's that need to get laid...Hillary Clinton, or Pamela Anderson with a yeast infection?

Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic

 

[Hammsolo]

That’s all well and good…

But do you have the stones to try and correctly use a semicolon?

Never start a sentence with a conjunction! Mrs. Anderson would snap at that one.

 

[Hammsolo]

Is it okay if we talk about other things, like who the hell is in charge of marketing for broadhead companies?

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Those names are damn hilarious! So, I’m going to send a “Redneck,” “Megameat,” or a “Freaknasty” ripping through the air toward an animal’s vitals? Billy Bob, a huge dick, and wild sex??!! Envision each of those!

 

[OntarioHunter]

This thread was already lost in the Twilight Zone. Then Hunting Wife brought up that stuff about her sweaty ass, and someone mentioned a Hilary Clinton yeast infection fantasy. I'm outta here. I need a cold shower.

 

[kwyeewyk]

Those names are damn hilarious! So, I’m going to send a “Redneck,” “Megameat,” or a “Freaknasty” ripping through the air toward an animal’s vitals? Billy Bob, a huge dick, and wild sex??!! Envision each of those!

Flinging the megameat...



Looks like instead of blue origin he should have called it SpaceXXX...

 

[MTLabrador]

Flinging the megameat...

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Looks like instead of blue origin he should have called it SpaceXXX...

Pretty sure I saw that on Austin Powers.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Pretty sure I saw that on Austin Powers.

 

[Harrier]

Pedantic

I taught myself the meaning of auto-didactic.

 

[Wildabeest]

Have the moderators completely abandoned us?

 

[kwyeewyk]

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I didn't realize where I'd seen it but this is it...was thinking those wings needed to be a little rounder.

 

[tarheel]

The one which really puts my knickers in a twist is "honed in on"...It's "homed in on", fool. You hear this a lot on TV.

 

[Flatbrimmer]

@WildWill on a more serious note I hope that some folks will be inspired to add some colourful diction to their write ups this year.

It’s boring reading the same block text with a single pic elk hunt story.

There are interesting people on here from all around the country; interject your voice into your tale, play up your accent, add some local vernacular, and tell the tale with some panache.

Hell yes

 

[RobertD]

Whatever the reason, it needs to stop.

“GoHunt said my odds two years ago were X%. I didn’t draw but bought a point. Last year, I applied for the same unit and GoHunt says my odds actually went down to <X%. Points don’t matter.”

Now (ellipsis) never mind that tags were cut in half and the applications doubled.

Math is not now in question.
It needs to stop.

There's an actual thread on here somewhere like "Who has more accurate draw odds, GoHunt or Toprut?" I think the OP got pretty sensitive about it too

 

[Flatbrimmer]

The one which really puts my knickers in a twist is "honed in on"...It's "homed in on", fool. You hear this a lot on TV.

Uhhhhmmm I don’t think so….? I’ve been wrong before though…..

 

[RobertD]

Uhhhhmmm I don’t think so….? I’ve been wrong before though…..

Semantically "home in" is correct. Think about homing pigeons, or a homing missile.

That said I think more people say "hone in." (Probably because it's easier to say.) And the "rules" of a language are really defined by its users anyway.

 

[rmyoung1]

The one which really puts my knickers in a twist is "honed in on"...It's "homed in on", fool. You hear this a lot on TV.

Definition of HONE IN ON

to find and go directly toward (someone or something) —usually used figuratively… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

 

[Derek44]

Wow guys.... and gals..... wow.

I'll add this little trinket as well, to the thread of I don't know what....

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Well now that’s just silly. If you’re only going to the first line with the liquor, you might as well not even waste your time. I thought it was common knowledge that you must fill it at least half…

 

[Flatbrimmer]

Definition of HONE IN ON

to find and go directly toward (someone or something) —usually used figuratively… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

The missile was HONING in on its target..? I thought I knew this one.. Im so confused.. the stork really drops off the babies, right????

 

[R*and*Y]

Once you place a period at the end of a sentence, there is no need for another.