We need to have a talk.

[Hunting Wife]

Has anyone pulled @Hunting Wife for the humor talkie nomination yet? This to be one of the funniest threads to run up such a page count in a short amount of time. This has been fun.

Geez Louise. I spent the day out in the heat, sweating my ass off, pounding posts and smashing my fingers, and come back to this freak show.

I love you weirdos. Nomination accepted.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Geez Louise. I spent the day out in the heat, sweating my ass off, pounding posts and smashing my fingers, and come back to this freak show.

I love you weirdos. Nomination accepted.

Now we don't want it.

 

[rmyoung1]

Well apparently people think there is “new math” because they were too busy swapping juice boxes for fruit roll ups, so that could be a tough hill to climb.

Whatever the reason, it needs to stop.

“GoHunt said my odds two years ago were X%. I didn’t draw but bought a point. Last year, I applied for the same unit and GoHunt says my odds actually went down to <X%. Points don’t matter.”

Now (ellipsis) never mind that tags were cut in half and the applications doubled.

Math is not now in question.
It needs to stop.

 

[Hunting Wife]

Now we don't want it.

Tough.

 

[El Jason]

“GoHunt said my odds two years ago were X%. I didn’t draw but bought a point. Last year, I applied for the same unit and GoHunt says my odds actually went down to <X%. Points don’t matter.”

This is truth. And…birds aren’t real.

 

[WildWill]

This is how I feel about this entire thread @wllm1313.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

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This is how I feel about this entire thread @wllm1313.

Apparently you missed the T-pain video.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

@WildWill on a more serious note I hope that some folks will be inspired to add some colourful diction to their write ups this year.

It’s boring reading the same block text with a single pic elk hunt story.

There are interesting people on here from all around the country; interject your voice into your tale, play up your accent, add some local vernacular, and tell the tale with some panache.

 

[Gerald Martin]

@WildWill on a more serious note I hope that some folks will be inspired to add some colourful diction to their write ups this year.

It’s boring reading the same block text with a single pic elk hunt story.

There are interesting people on here from all around the country; interject your voice into your tale, play up your accent, add some local vernacular, and tell the tale with some panache.

Unless your username is Mudranger and you just guess at what those words mean.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Kill kits is this adequate or do I need more? View attachment 188953

Well, no butt-out tool,,,

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Unless your username is Mudranger and you just guess at what those words mean.

Yeah I realize it’s pretty stiff vocabulary for a Ukrainian.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Go stand in a corner with your nose to the wall, young man. You need a time out for bad puns.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Go stand in a corner with your nose to the wall, young man. You need a time out for bad puns.

I’m taken aback by your rigid response…

 

[noharleyyet]

Beginning to merge with dad with restraining order jokes...

 

[Hunting Wife]

@WildWill on a more serious note I hope that some folks will be inspired to add some colourful diction to their write ups this year.

It’s boring reading the same block text with a single pic elk hunt story.

There are interesting people on here from all around the country; interject your voice into your tale, play up your accent, add some local vernacular, and tell the tale with some panache.

Don’t forget to describe the local cheeses.

 

[El Jason]

and tell the tale with some panache.

What does breakfast have to do with this?

 

[Huntkook]

Go stand in a corner with your nose to the wall, young man. You need a time out for bad puns.

Maybe he needs a good spanking

 

[El Jason]

Y’all can rest easy. Today I was empowered with the knowledge that, should another coworker ask me directly if I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 19, I can tell them to GFY (or some similar response, I was fading out then).

 

[Huntkook]

I'm not sure if it's the whiskey or this thread, but I've suddenly got a spinning head. So I'm taking my marmot and we're going to bed.

 

[BigHornRam]

For the guy's that need to get laid...Hillary Clinton, or Pamela Anderson with a yeast infection?