AZHUNTERR
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Are you tired of all those sissy 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? {Yes!}
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it, every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -
Stay the heck away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...
I pledge it till the end.
Why? you may ask.
Because you are my friend.
Send this to your closest friends.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn.... that was fun!"
always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? {Yes!}
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it, every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -
Stay the heck away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...
I pledge it till the end.
Why? you may ask.
Because you are my friend.
Send this to your closest friends.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn.... that was fun!"
