AZHUNTERR
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An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a
> > check-up and the doctor was
> > > amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The
> > doctor asked, "To what do
> > you
> > > attribute your good health?"
> > >
>
> > > The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and
> > that's why I'm in such good
> > > shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
> > chasing turkeys up and down the
> > > mountains."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps,
> > but there's got to be more to
> > > it. How old was your dad when he died?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years
> > old and your dad's still alive?
> > > How old is he?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in
> > fact, he hunted turkey with
> > me
> > > this morning, and that's why he's still
> > alive...he's a turkey hunter."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm
> > sure there's more to it.
> > >
> > > How about your dad's dad? How old was he when
> > he died?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's
> > dead?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years
> > old and your grandfather's
> > still
> > > living! How old is he?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor was getting frustrated at this
> > point and said, "I guess he went
> > > turkey hunting with you this morning too?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go
> > this morning because he got
> > > married."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!!
> > Why would a
> > >
> > > 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
> > >
>
>
>
> > check-up and the doctor was
> > > amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The
> > doctor asked, "To what do
> > you
> > > attribute your good health?"
> > >
>
> > > The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and
> > that's why I'm in such good
> > > shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
> > chasing turkeys up and down the
> > > mountains."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps,
> > but there's got to be more to
> > > it. How old was your dad when he died?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years
> > old and your dad's still alive?
> > > How old is he?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in
> > fact, he hunted turkey with
> > me
> > > this morning, and that's why he's still
> > alive...he's a turkey hunter."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm
> > sure there's more to it.
> > >
> > > How about your dad's dad? How old was he when
> > he died?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's
> > dead?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years
> > old and your grandfather's
> > still
> > > living! How old is he?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor was getting frustrated at this
> > point and said, "I guess he went
> > > turkey hunting with you this morning too?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go
> > this morning because he got
> > > married."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!!
> > Why would a
> > >
> > > 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
> > >
>
>
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