Ten Commandments

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God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments
>> > >> for you that will make your lives better.
>> > >> The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
>> > >> And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
>> > >> "Can you give us an example?"
>> > >> "Thou shall not kill."
>> > >> "Not kill? We're not interested."
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have
Commandments."
>> > >> The Blacks wanted an example, a! nd the Lord said,
>> > >> "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't
know
> who our fathers are."
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have
> Commandments."
>> > >> The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
>> > >> "Thou shall not steal."
>> > >> "Not steal? We're not interested."
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Then He went to the French and said, "I have
Commandments."
>> > >> The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou
>> > >> shall not commit adultery."
>> > >> "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have
> Commandments."
>> > >>
>> > >> "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
>> > >> "They're free."
>> > >> "We'll take 10."
>> > >>
>> > >> There, that ought to offend just about everybody!
>> > >>
>> > >>

BILLY P.
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