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Superman and a buddy were in a bar at the top of the building having a few rounds. He downs one more and looks at his buddy and says, "I'll bet you a drink I can jump out that window, go in that open window on the 5th floor and take the elevator back up." Knowing there was no sense in trying to talk SM out of it, his buddy says "you're on!". SM gets a running start and leaps out of the 10th floor bar window, he's falling.....falling.....counting 1...2...3...4...5 and he flys in the 5th floor window, gets in the elevator and ride back up to the 10th floor.
When he walks back into the bar, he finds a stranger sitting close by his buddy. He walks up and says, "I'll bet you a drink I can jump out that window, go in that open window on the 5th floor and take the elevator back up." The guy says no way you can do that! You're on!
SM, who happens to be in street clothes, gets another running start and leaps out the window...falling...counting...1....2...3...4...5 and flys in the 5th floor open window, takes the elevator back up to the bar and collects on his drink. The stranger says, "that is amazing!" How'd you do that?
SM tells him it's easy, anyone can do it, you just have to jump, count to 5 and go in the open 5th floor window. SM then bets the stranger he can do it too. The stranger looks out the window from the 10th floor and backs up, passing on the bet. He then says to SM. I'll bet there is no way you can do that again. Well, you know, SM did it again and comes back in. "see, told ya it was easy". So the stranger downs his drink, takes a running start and leaps out the 10th story window, he's falling.....falling...counting....1....2...3..4..5..6..7..SPLAT!!
SM is rolling on the floor laughing. His buddy turns to the bartender and say, "Superman is such jerk when he's drunk!"
When he walks back into the bar, he finds a stranger sitting close by his buddy. He walks up and says, "I'll bet you a drink I can jump out that window, go in that open window on the 5th floor and take the elevator back up." The guy says no way you can do that! You're on!
SM, who happens to be in street clothes, gets another running start and leaps out the window...falling...counting...1....2...3...4...5 and flys in the 5th floor open window, takes the elevator back up to the bar and collects on his drink. The stranger says, "that is amazing!" How'd you do that?
SM tells him it's easy, anyone can do it, you just have to jump, count to 5 and go in the open 5th floor window. SM then bets the stranger he can do it too. The stranger looks out the window from the 10th floor and backs up, passing on the bet. He then says to SM. I'll bet there is no way you can do that again. Well, you know, SM did it again and comes back in. "see, told ya it was easy". So the stranger downs his drink, takes a running start and leaps out the 10th story window, he's falling.....falling...counting....1....2...3..4..5..6..7..SPLAT!!
SM is rolling on the floor laughing. His buddy turns to the bartender and say, "Superman is such jerk when he's drunk!"
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