The Viperess
New member
Sorry Guys just had to put this one on here
Q-What should you do when you see an ex-husband
rolling around in pain on the ground?
A--Shoot him again.
Q--Why do little boys whine?
A--They're practicing to be men.
Q-- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or Alternate answer--Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to
him brag about the screwing part.
Q - What do you call a handcuffed man?
A - Trustworthy.
Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A - Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q - What's the best way to kill a man?
A - Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose
just one.
Q - Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
A - Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q - What is the difference between men and women?
A - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q - How does a man keep his youth?
A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.
Q - How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A - Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
Q-What should you do when you see an ex-husband
rolling around in pain on the ground?
A--Shoot him again.
Q--Why do little boys whine?
A--They're practicing to be men.
Q-- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or Alternate answer--Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to
him brag about the screwing part.
Q - What do you call a handcuffed man?
A - Trustworthy.
Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A - Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q - What's the best way to kill a man?
A - Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose
just one.
Q - Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
A - Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q - What is the difference between men and women?
A - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q - How does a man keep his youth?
A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.
Q - How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A - Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
