stupid criminals(a few good ones)

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When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
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Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose himself.
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Oklahoma City -Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your [expletive] head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "-if I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommend a 30-year sentence.
 
HAHAHAHA!!!! Great post.
I have seen the first one, it was out a couple years ago, but the last two seem new....
It sure seems to take all sorts to run the world.. :D:D:D
Good find.... :)
 
Some poeple just don't think. Like the drug conviction one, I would think he would take the drugs out of his pocket before he went to court. :D |oo :D
Quick Draw
 
Wow huh , well he wasnt to smart redneck lol :D anyway guess he tryed literly put chit in his tank woulda smellt awefull ( and come on the court security didnt check well thats why some go and kill others in courtroom to dumb to check :eek:
 

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