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Stuff you don't like for no good reason

“Once you’ve skied, everything else in life is easy”
- Dan Gable
Dan Gable also made everything look easy so he’s not a credible source

Edit: I just realized you replaced a word in that and now I feel like an idiot
 
Hate to say it but my old man’s 99 300 Savage. Used it for a couple seasons when I was a kid. Crippled a turkey, n at the time the biggest buck I had ever seen in a matter of a week. I Know it’s a wonderful rifle n had shot other deer/turkeys before but never touched it after that.
 
People that curse in front of my wife

Old bald dudes that always have something to say about my hair.

People that say you need a magnum for deer.

IPAs

Western hunters that think they're hot shit because they get to hunt for one week every five years.

Celebrities.

Randy newbergs dietary preferences.

Sweet gum trees.

Pineapple.

"Thank me for my service"

The Georgia bulldogs

The English. (And their spelling)

Grown men that go to a gym every day.

ESPN anchors.

State wildlife agencies.

Solar panels.

Any bird of prey. (Except ospreys. I dont know why)

The American education system.

.45 acp.

Browning stickers.

Dog moms.

European cattle.

*trigger warning* Labradors

People with bad dental hygiene.

People that can't spell (damn guys it's 2022 we have autocorrect)

Baked meats.

"I'm a BOWhunter".

Atlanta.

Most of the meateater crowd.

Dog moms, again. You're the worst.

Grass fed beef.

People that almost come to a complete stop when they pull in the driveway.

People that mix mayo and ketchup.

"cHiLi DoEsNt HaVe BeAnS"
(If we cared we wouldn't be adding beans. Read the room)

That bastard Winston Churchill.

I'll be back later with more


Oh and so you know, my crocs, man bun, and vortex scope don't like yo ass neither.
 
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As long as they can get themselves on the lift.
If I ever get a woman pregnant she’d better be ready to double black diamond birth that baby.
Sounds like a cry for help. You find the gal and I'll show you how to get her pregnant. Glad to be of assistance. I always knew those U of M education classes would eventually be useful for something.
 
I found a non-ported aftermarket tube for my brother's BAR. Sure has made a difference. I shot that the ported version once prone on the side of a coulee and suffered permanent hearing damage. The "improvement" in accuracy seems to be debatable.
Yes I got one of them as well after a kid at the range asked his dad if there was something wrong with my rifle. LOL. I never played with the adjustment other than to set it initially to the suggested setting for my ammo. It shot good enough for me so I left it be. As far a accuracy I took it completely off once and shot it. It made no difference I could tell.
 

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