X4. I joked that we’re going to have to get her a job on a scaffolding install crew.
Sh*t our wives do...
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jryoung
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Trims zip ties like this.
Wow , so many issues there ! I like her already .
dirtclod Az.
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X2 and I still have the scar after 20yrs.
I had to replace my two hand made Japanese knives with some plastic handle knives until she learned how to care for them. No submerged soaking, dishwasher or prying. I’m happy to get her cheap knives if she wants, but good ones get ruined if not cared for. All is good now.
jryoung
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Got home from Hawaii at 1am, she just brought me this.
rtraverdavis
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Earlier this evening my wife excitedly told me that she’s figured out what she wants to do for her 40th birthday, which will be this upcoming October.
Her: “I want to have a big dance party!”
Me: “So like a big party with dancing?”
Her: “No, a big dance party.”
Me, worried and confused: “I don’t know what that means…”
Her: “A f*#%ing dance party!”
Me: …
Her: “I want to have a big dance party!”
Me: “So like a big party with dancing?”
Her: “No, a big dance party.”
Me, worried and confused: “I don’t know what that means…”
Her: “A f*#%ing dance party!”
Me: …
My old skil saw broke about a year ago and I threw it away. Haven’t needed one, so I haven’t bought one.
My wife has decided she wants to build raised garden beds. We went to Lowes yesterday and bought wood.
I went to put a skil saw in the cart and she was adamantly against it. Insists that she wants to do it by hand. I told her the only hand saw I have is an old gerber hunting saw with two edges, one for bone and one for wood. She said that’s fine.
Today she intends to make 16 cuts through 4x4 and 8 cuts through 2x10 wood.
I’m sure I’ll be buying a skil saw this evening but will be highly impressed if not.
My wife has decided she wants to build raised garden beds. We went to Lowes yesterday and bought wood.
I went to put a skil saw in the cart and she was adamantly against it. Insists that she wants to do it by hand. I told her the only hand saw I have is an old gerber hunting saw with two edges, one for bone and one for wood. She said that’s fine.
Today she intends to make 16 cuts through 4x4 and 8 cuts through 2x10 wood.
I’m sure I’ll be buying a skil saw this evening but will be highly impressed if not.
Straight Arrow
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You'd better break out the Ibuprofen and the favorite wine (whine).
I would appreciate an uncensored play-by-play. Something along the lines of the marmot threads.
ignorethefringes
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Get that Talkie nom in early!
With a brief search I couldn’t find the gerber saw. I’m tied to my PC for work so dont have time to find it in my hunting totes.
Told her to go to Ace and BUY A SKIL SAW. I never heard the garage door open so on a break I go out there and she’s 3 inches into a 2x10 with a hack saw.
“This thing sucks”
Yeah, that’s because it’s made for cutting metal. Go buy a skil saw.
Returns from store with this
www.acehardware.com
This woman is extremely intelligent and just competed a medical doctorate with straight A’s while working full time.
However….
Told her to go to Ace and BUY A SKIL SAW. I never heard the garage door open so on a break I go out there and she’s 3 inches into a 2x10 with a hack saw.
“This thing sucks”
Yeah, that’s because it’s made for cutting metal. Go buy a skil saw.
Returns from store with this
Irwin Marathon 24 in. Fine Cut Saw 12 TPI Fine 1 pc - Ace Hardware
M2™ Tooth Technology: patent-pending advanced tooth geometry and Tri-Ground™ teeth provide a fast, efficient cut.Find the HAND SAW 24 12 PT FINE at Ace.
This woman is extremely intelligent and just competed a medical doctorate with straight A’s while working full time.
However….
jryoung
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My wife calls it the "smart stupid people club"
Wallydeuce
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What ever you do, don't jump in and help her. She'll learn. Eventually.With a brief search I couldn’t find the gerber saw. I’m tied to my PC for work so dont have time to find it in my hunting totes.
Told her to go to Ace and BUY A SKIL SAW. I never heard the garage door open so on a break I go out there and she’s 3 inches into a 2x10 with a hack saw.
“This thing sucks”
Yeah, that’s because it’s made for cutting metal. Go buy a skil saw.
Returns from store with this
Irwin Marathon 24 in. Fine Cut Saw 12 TPI Fine 1 pc - Ace Hardware
M2™ Tooth Technology: patent-pending advanced tooth geometry and Tri-Ground™ teeth provide a fast, efficient cut.Find the HAND SAW 24 12 PT FINE at Ace.
This woman is extremely intelligent and just competed a medical doctorate with straight A’s while working full time.
However….
Take a protractor and report back the range of angles her 90 degree cuts are.
dirtclod Az.
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and that club is both sexes. I swear I have seen guys drilling in reverse, saw blades on backwards,...but they were quick in the office. LOL
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