Sh*t our wives do...

[Hem]

-28 this morning. Slider was frozen shut, driving us crazy since that is the door the dogs are accustomed to using. Off to work this morning I mentioned the idea of a blow dryer to melt the frozen condensation down in the slider track. A couple of hours turned in to four hours before I got home...dogs pushed her to the brink.Good job honey....way to get it done.

 

[EYJONAS!]

That's probably what they say about our hunts...

Spoken like a man full of marital wisdom.... I never thought of it that way.

 

[Addicting]

Her tablet should be on a table. So she searched for ones she liked. I said we could build one cheaper and better. She said ok what do I need to do. I laid it all out and showed her how to put it together



She


She did a fine job.



Now she is building #2 for the other dog.

 

[WyoDoug]

Some guys don't want their wife to find a stud though.

 

[TheJason]

@Addicting she should be wearing Crocs or flip flops with safety toes.

 

[Addicting]

@Addicting she should be wearing Crocs or flip flops with safety toes.

If I told her you said that she would know I put a pic of her in her lounge clothes on the interweb. Not gonna go there, I like my sleep in our bed.

 

[SaskHunter]

Some guys don't want their wife to find a stud though.

Mine already did! Heyo!

 

[Addicting]

Mine already did! Heyo!

Did she get him to pay half your bills too?

 

[SaskHunter]

Did she get him to pay half your bills too?

Hey now, my wife's boyfriend is a pretty cool dude, he lets me shoot his 6.5 CM!!!

 

[mtmuley]

Hey now, my wife's boyfriend is a pretty cool dude, he lets me shoot his 6.5 CM!!!

That's where I would draw the line. Park in my spot, drink my last beer. Creedmoor? We got a problem. mtmuley

 

[MarvB]

We kind of have an unwritten agreement that I don’t give her chit for any of her faux pas and she doesn’t give me the same for my inability to do things like schedule Drs appointments, book flights and hotels, return phone calls, etc. the balance has def swung waaaay in her court over the years with my screwups compared to her occasional “odd use” of hammer and duct tape

 

[SaskHunter]

That's where I would draw the line. Park in my spot, drink my last beer. Creedmoor? We got a problem. mtmuley

You seem to be a man of principles, alas I am not.

 

[Addicting]

That's where I would draw the line. Park in my spot, drink my last beer. Creedmoor? We got a problem. mtmuley

If he shoots a Creedmoor now, with these ammo prices, he is loaded! Don’t hate how Sasks pays his bills.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

To paraphrase Mr. Williams in goodwill hunting... that’s the good shit, and it’s for me alone to know.

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

... that makes us shake our heads laughing...

While I was away on my last deployment, my wife kept busy (she always does). Taking care of the kids alone, work, etc, was not enough so she had several "projects" around the house. One of them was installing this old window shutter on one of the walls. Well today she comes back from town with a mirror and says: "can you install this on the wall for me?". I pulled the shutter and couldn't stop laughing... Man, I love this woman!!!
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Looks like my bumper after I mounted the winch control box

I do remember when my ex tried to install a trailer light kit on my truck. She didn't know what the big jumble of wires was, so she just cut them off.

 

[brockel]

I think mine purposely does things bad just so I’ll do them for her

 

[SaskHunter]

If he shoots a Creedmoor now, with these ammo prices, he is loaded! Don’t hate how Sasks pays his bills.

I pay the boyfriend's bills too, I even paid for the rifle but he chose the caliber like a big boy.

 

[WestKyHunt]

It may not be a project but my wife does have a odd hobby.
She writes fantasy "romance novels"

And I get to help when she's stuck or wants to read something out loud

 

[OverlordBear]

I don't know if there's a long enough thread...... between shit they do or "projects" that they just makeup.

Then you get one done and there's 4 waiting.....

If you are good at them then you get 40 days in the field every year

 

[TheJason]

If you are good at them then you get 40 days in the field every year

Or more. I think I might have broke 60 this year.