Redneck Hooker

[noharleyyet]

...don't know how Draftstud missed this'n

A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

Twenty dollars", she whispers.


Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck,
it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.



They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It's a police officer.

What's going on here people?, asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife!, Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.

Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face..

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

I like that one also, it's sorta like a School Reunion of Jokes today! LOL John

 

[MrsWyodeerhunter]

...and that's the night icb12 was conceived.

 

[icb12]

...and that's the night icb12 was conceived.

That's how things were done before craigslist.