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During World War II, an American warship was attacked
by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the
ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the
navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a
joke or something, at least they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What
would you think if I could split the whole ship in two
by hitting my penis against the table?"
The crew burst out laughing. So, the navigator pulled
his penis out and whammed it on the table. Just when
his penis hit the table, a huge explosion tore the
ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and
the navigator.
As they floated around in a lifeboat, the captain
asked the navigator, "Well, the crew really laughed.
What did you do?"
The navigator then told him the story. The captain
replied, "Well, you better be careful with that penis
of yours. The torpedo missed!"
by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the
ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the
navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a
joke or something, at least they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What
would you think if I could split the whole ship in two
by hitting my penis against the table?"
The crew burst out laughing. So, the navigator pulled
his penis out and whammed it on the table. Just when
his penis hit the table, a huge explosion tore the
ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and
the navigator.
As they floated around in a lifeboat, the captain
asked the navigator, "Well, the crew really laughed.
What did you do?"
The navigator then told him the story. The captain
replied, "Well, you better be careful with that penis
of yours. The torpedo missed!"
