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Pooping in the Woods - A question of thresholds

How far is too far to get to a toilet?

  • I prefer to poop in the woods

    Votes: 97 50.8%
  • If I can't walk to them, it's too far

    Votes: 53 27.7%
  • Further than 1 mile

    Votes: 22 11.5%
  • Further than 3 miles

    Votes: 13 6.8%
  • Further than 10 miles

    Votes: 6 3.1%

  • Total voters
    191
If I can drive to a location with a toilet before I chit my pants, I’m driving for sure.
Although, that tree saddle looking chitter I’ve seen looks interesting
 
There was a wacko that was caught years back in the pits @ Montana de Oro State park. Turdened out he was a real wacko who had a job,family,etc... not some vagrant looking for a ....never mind.

I have some pit toilet stories...lol
 
In the back of my mind, i think there's something down in there, just waiting to bite my junk. So i tend to avoid pit toilets
Sometimes there IS something down there waiting to get ya...

 
Many times I've crapped alongside the road in the brush. I never bother burying it or toilet paper. Just let the dogs out of the rig to do their business and presto my business just disappeared. Throw them each a breath mint and we're ready to hit the road again.
 

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