Pit Vipers

[WildWill]

First impulse was snakes, then I realized it was about Danny McBride.

 

[seeth07]

First impulse was snakes, then I realized it was about Danny McBride.

You mean Kenny ***king Powers!!!

 

[more_cowbell]

You mean Kenny ***king Powers!!!

"I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising."

“Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless.”

…”people often ask me, Kenny, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any? I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic."

“…sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.”

 

[Hammsolo]

No surprise I have two pair! I have had one pair for 3 years already and another for about 2. They are actually great sunglasses. The company is a small start up that found a niche; ridiculous quality sunglasses that work and make one feel amazing! Shoot my second pair have top quality polarized lenses that are great for fishing. I love bright flashy stuff, and I always dreamed of being The Macho Man Randy Savage! Shoot I skied with a pair for years in the 80’s.

What do aviators say? I’m a short wanna be action hero that rides crotch rockets and refuses to play roles with tall people? Rock those aviators gentlemen. Have fun, wear something you enjoy, and can I get an OOOOOHHH YEEAHHHHH!!!

 

[Ben Lamb]

5 pages and not one dating question from @DouglasR

Y'all m'f'ers are falling down on the job.

 

[Elkmagnet]

5 pages and not one dating question from @DouglasR

Y'all m'f'ers are falling down on the job.

I believe Doug is probably in that nice lady's basement sweeping it out. He's not allowed to look at his phone until he gets all of the cobwebs also.

 

[BackofBeyond]

I believe Doug is probably in that nice lady's basement sweeping it out. He's not allowed to look at his phone until he gets all of the cobwebs also.

is basement an euphemism for something?

 

[FREAK]

I’m going to have to add pit vipers and fish-eye lens to the gear list this fall. Inspired by HT…

 

[seeth07]

I’m going to have to add pit vipers and fish-eye lens to the gear list this fall. Inspired by HT…

so if you see a guy at the trail head with pit viper's on you can assume he is a HT member rather than an influencer?

 

[FREAK]

so if you see a guy at the trail head with pit viper's on you can assume he is a HT member rather than an influencer?

Yeah, I’ll assume they’re basically an anti-influencer

 

[Elkmagnet]

If you mean?

is basement a ufamisum for something?

Then yes.

 

[BackofBeyond]

If you mean?

Then yes.

I had to google it to.

 

[brocksw]

I dont wear hats or sunglasses that have more personality than I do.

 

[Deleted member 28227]

@rtraverdavis wait I'm not the only one he traumatizes with snake reels?

 

[Deleted member 28227]

I believe Doug is probably in that nice lady's basement sweeping it out. He's not allowed to look at his phone until he gets all of the cobwebs also.

I'm still a little miffed with everyone blowing by my absolutely apropo song selection on that thread... like the one time I post a country song...

 

[FI460]

@rtraverdavis wait I'm not the only one he traumatizes with snake reels?

It's an opportunity for personal growth. I'm trying to help.

 

[Deleted member 16014]

I'm still a little miffed with everyone blowing by my absolutely apropo song selection on that thread... like the one time I post a country song...

I didn't realize how much more gross it was to watch Garth sing that song live than to hear it. Turns out quite a bit more gross.

 

[Elkmagnet]

I had to google it to.

It's an equalizer fo sho!

 

[Deleted member 28227]

I didn't realize how much more gross it was to watch Garth sing that song live than to hear it. Turns out quite a bit more gross.

Tell me he doesn't look like a young joe biden singing that song...

 

[FREAK]

I dont wear hats or sunglasses that have more personality than I do.

I bet you could pull the slammers off alright