Pain is for sissies

[sneakem]

Pain is for Sissies |oo









A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.



The man said to the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in one hell of a big hurry!



I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go deer hunting.



So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with It - I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"



The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, Which tooth is it, sir?"



The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."

 

[M99ER]

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way! I hate needles, I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "Okay, so we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "Absolutely not! It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas. Just go for it and I'll hang on..."

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a pill and a glass of water, "Here," he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks "What is it?"

The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised, "I know what that's for, why are you giving me that?" he asks.

"Well, when I go to pull that tooth," the dentist continued, "You're going to need something to hold onto."

 

[huntinfool]

ROTFLMAO thats good thans for the laugh

 

[Quiet_One]

LMAO, thats funny great one

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

LMFAO!!!!!! That is WRONG!