Caribou Gear

Ode to HUNT TALK MAN

In an age of uncertainty and doubt,
One MAN knows the score.
With transcendent clarity,
He cuts through the quaking uncertainty and chaos
Like a flaming sword through the weak.
With a wave of his MAN-sized hand,
He casts a light into the darkness,
Answering the nagging questions of this community
And offering sagely advice no one else can…

For the newbie bashfully seeking elk spots:
LOTS OF ELK UP ROCK CREEK!
The newbie still struggles, as there are many
Rock Creeks in the craggy western climes.
Our hero clarifies:
IN MONTANA
For the would-be influencer without excuses,
Desperate to make a splash:
SHOW US YOR BUTTHOLE!!
Reconciling modern American identity politics:
ATOM AND EVE!!!
NOT ATOM AND STEVE!!!
GOD BLESS!
And,
NEFF!!! THEY SLASHED RANDS TIRS!! THEY AR SATAN!!!
International relations?
TH3 ONLY GGOOD CANADIAN .....
IS A DEAD CANDI3N!!!!

SHOOT.... SHOVEL,,,,, AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Even questions of trivial luxuries, like which vehicle purchase next, are laid to waste with spartan clarity:
WHAM!!! NO ON3 GIVS A FUGG ABOUT YUR CAROLLA!!

Who is this humble servant, this knight of righteousness? He is our brother. He is our father and our grandfather. He is you and me and the spirit that binds us all. HUNT TALK MAN, I salute you.
Keep being you.
he even knows how to spell "shovel"
 

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