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NM Oryx Results posted.

I don't think yer Uncle has an Issue with the Escort service... I think it's the people that have an issue with him ;) (Make note, I have no issue with him sleeping with Prostitutes, It's Larry Craig I had the issue with, I mean really...... :D )
 
Just cause my Uncle Elliot has a little issue with an escort service everyone's gotta jump on his back. It's hard to hide a dirty little secret these days. :D

Moosie: Don't be telling Larry Craig this, but Spitz just told the entire world that Uncle Elliot goes both ways. First its the escort girls, then Larry Craig and his friends are jumping on his back. Sounds like the guy is a typical NY politician - He can go both ways and flip-flops every chance he can. Now he prolly has to move to Minneapolis and take a job (or give a job) at the airport.

BTW, Spitz tells me your wife does the churchin' and you get the benefits of drawing all these tags. You guys need to send them missionary fella's over to my house and get my wife converted. Don't bother with me, they've already tried and failed (miserably, I might add). I promise I won't run 'em off next time.

Better get them missionaries over to Schmalt's place ASAP. The UT elk draw is coming up soon and he needs all the help he can get.

Oh, and congrats to all you guys who drew. Look forward to stories and pics (of dead oryx, not moobs).
 
Craig is too cheap to pay $5,500 for a hooker (if that's what a male prostitute is called). A little toe tapping, waive of the hand and shazam, free bathroom sex.
 
Congrats to those that drew. Looks like a fun hunt for a cool animal.
 

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