Nightcrawler
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One day the farmer brought home a new rooster. The new rooster says to the old rooster "These here are my hens now, old man!" The old rooster replies, "Now just hold on there sonny. There are plenty of hens to go around. You can have most of them, just let me have a few." The cocky new rooster tells the old rooster that his days are done. No more hens for him.
At this, the old rooster decides to try to strike up a bargain. He says to the new guy, "Tell ya what, we'll race around the farmhouse 3 times. You win, you get all the hens and I'll leave. I win, I get all the hens and you leave." The new guy laughs at the old rooster and says "you're on!". The old rooster adds, " give me a headstart, as I am old". The new rooster gives the old guy a head start.
The old rooster takes off running around the farmhouse, comes around the corner and runs past the front porch where the farmer happens to be sitting. Once around, twice around, the new rooster is gaining ground but still behind as they round the front corner one last time. As they run past the front porch.....BAM!!!!....
The farmer angrily shouts "3rd gay rooster I've brought home this week!"
At this, the old rooster decides to try to strike up a bargain. He says to the new guy, "Tell ya what, we'll race around the farmhouse 3 times. You win, you get all the hens and I'll leave. I win, I get all the hens and you leave." The new guy laughs at the old rooster and says "you're on!". The old rooster adds, " give me a headstart, as I am old". The new rooster gives the old guy a head start.
The old rooster takes off running around the farmhouse, comes around the corner and runs past the front porch where the farmer happens to be sitting. Once around, twice around, the new rooster is gaining ground but still behind as they round the front corner one last time. As they run past the front porch.....BAM!!!!....
The farmer angrily shouts "3rd gay rooster I've brought home this week!"
