New twist on the ATV

[Muledeer4me]

The Honda Harmless
This all-new insect friendly machine is guaranteed to run so slow that
any peta supporter would be pleased as organic punch to know that nothing will be harmed by this slow moving machine, because all the insect’s just
slide right on past that cute little veggie loving pucker face ------No splat No mess!!!!


The Kawasaki Kruncher
With it’s environmentally friendly Birkenstock tread design, ultra light frame
And non-stop agenda pushing bumper it’s a sure bet to impress all your granola krunching buddies.
Can be run on that enviro- friendly "natural gas " that flow’s through all you granola cruncher’s.
With it’s handy natural flex tube, it’s the perfect fit to go from your personal exhaust to the gas tank of the Kawasaki Kruncher!!!!


The Polaris Protester 6000
This is the machine to beat all machines.
With it’s super exaggerated propaganda spewing exhaust system it was built to do nothing but take up space and block access.
It's the green crowd pleaser.

The Suzuki Activist’s
All you hear is its constant whining and bashing of anything that gets in its way.
Not your middle of the road machine—no not the activist, it’s in a class of it own
All the way on the left.
Now with the optional smoke screen exhaust.

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO!!! That's actually very funny!!!

 

[Muledeer4me]

Thanks Elkchsr.
I should of posted that I came up with those in response to some of the stuff I have heard about the agressive name's for the machines they now sell.
Grizzle,Big Bear,Kodiak.
I didnt think it was fair that the other side was left out.

Steve and I had some good quilty family time comming up with thoses.

All in fun guy's ,as moosie would say Lighten Up

 

[Dick Reece]

Yeah,it is funny MD,my favorite is the kruncher

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Heck I've got nothing against 4 wheelers on private land,and even on public land it's not the trails they leave that bother me.My only concern is that it gives too many couch potatoes easy access to the back woods, so they can poach,etc.Some people wouldn't even be hunting if they had no 4 wheeler access,because they are too lazy to do it.

If they were forced to use a bike,a horse,or their feet, they might not be so
quick to shoot.There is a world of difference between dragging a deer 9 hours and hauling it out on a 4 wheeler.4 wheelers are not allowed in the area I buck hunt in, and it makes for a lot better hunting.I believe there is more and bigger game because of it.That's all I have against them.
I've got a lot of buddies who own them, and if I'm on there land hunting,I ride with them.

 

[Muledeer4me]

PC,I agree with you on most of that.
The thing I defend is the use of them on legal roads and trail's.
I dont think they should be allowed off road to retrive downed game,and shouldn't have free run all over the place.
From my stand point,I know that not all of us that own or ride them are out to poach or rip around tearing things up or are we supporting road hunting .Many of us hike & hunt hard and use pack frames to haul out game just like the rest of you do.
I get tired of all the blanket statment bashing.
When what we should be doing is nailing the illegal one's hard and fast.
Ours are used the same way our truck would be used,we also just like putting around on them in the summer,and it save's wear on the truck.
The List was put us for fun.
No harm meant, Heck I have friends & family that would fit on anyone of thoese machine's

 

[Dick Reece]

no harm meant here either. I see we agree on a lot,and I wasn't trying to make a blanket statement about 4 wheelers in general.

It is a funny list,and my guess is the best part was making it up with your kids.

I hope I didn't mess it up,as I see you posted it twice.

 

[ELKCHSR]

But there are those on both sides that try and push the worst possible scenario just because of association...

 

[Muledeer4me]

No offence taken PC.

I posted it in fireside only because some people dont venture down here ,and I thought it was funny.

 

[Ten Bears]

Good list MD4M, LOLs