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A Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00
370.01 Any person with a valid in state Rodent or Snake hunting license may
also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial)
purposes.
370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of
United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.
370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited,
unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse.
If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney
should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed
immediately to the nearest car wash.
370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power
boat,
helicopter or aircraft.
370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH"
for the purposes of trapping attorneys.
370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes
or
Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.
370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law
libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.
370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a
license to hunt, trap or possess the same.
370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,
accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose
of hunting attorneys.
370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2 ;
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed
cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected
(Endangered Species Act)
ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless
there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
370.01 Any person with a valid in state Rodent or Snake hunting license may
also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial)
purposes.
370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of
United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.
370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited,
unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse.
If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney
should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed
immediately to the nearest car wash.
370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power
boat,
helicopter or aircraft.
370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH"
for the purposes of trapping attorneys.
370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes
or
Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.
370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law
libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.
370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a
license to hunt, trap or possess the same.
370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,
accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose
of hunting attorneys.
370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2 ;
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed
cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected
(Endangered Species Act)
ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless
there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
