This morning the wife and I went to town to change out the flower decorations she made for her parent's graves. Her mom ran a floral shop and my wife learned how to design through her. We took a Christmas wreath to stick between the headstones as well as a Christmas arrangement that fits in an urn to replace the one that stays there the rest of the year. When we got there, the arrangement in the urn was gone! What kind of cold-hearted, miserable, douche of a low life scum bag would STEAL a silk and plastic flower arrangement from a CEMETERY? We were both pretty pissed, to say the least. We went to have breakfast at a little diner up the road where we talked about it further. I even thought about putting a trail camera in the tree in case the rotten asshole came back for the new one since it was so nice. If you were to go buy it you would pay a good buck for it. My wife gets a bit particular with being "perfect" with things. We decided to go back and remove the wreath, and I bought some heavy wire so I could go back tomorrow and secure the new arrangement to the urn. If they get this one they will have to really work for it, assuming it's still there when I get back. So, our day was pretty well ruined by this jerk, male or female, that was too damn cheap to go get their own flowers. I can't even imagine how my wife can deal with it, being so personal for her. Probably a good thing I don't know who did it...