Name poll

[Hem]

I voted birdshitface. Wife suggested Splat. Daughter said Harry(potter)...guess he has a lightning bolt on his face..dunno.

 

[Otto Matic]

He goes to auction...not for us to eat.

Good enough.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Good enough.

Yep. We keep 1 a year on the farm and it won't be him. He is to cool. Ha

 

[duckhunt]

....want my 41 seconds back

I'm with ya on that. What the hell was that?

 

[antlerradar]

Better go with Lighting. Sure as shit Birdshitface is gong to get shortened to just shitface in time.

Had a barn cat when I was a kid, all gray with a whiteish face. Named him Pale Faced Gray. Got shortened to P. Face. Mom hated it.

 

[JustinsDad]

I like your uncle’s sense of humor. I was reading it on my phone, zoomed in so I could read it, and I scrolled down to his face and it cracked me up. I think I woke my wife up. That’s funny right there.

 

[LousyResident]

You're a dinner, Harry.
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nickname Lightning.

 

[EJDXT20]

Pick and ex girlfriend and give him that name. If the wife asks why you gave him a girls name and why that one, say it just came to you.

 

[Elkmagnet]

If you're gonna eat him, why the hell would you name him?

Cattle aren't pets.

Name our last 2 Ribeye and Tbone.
So I could invite friends over for some Ribeye or T-bone and serve them burgers waiting for someone to awkwardly bring it up.
I learned good friends bring it up immediately.
"hey f-er you said we were having ribeyes!?"

Separate the wheat from the chaff.

 

[Otto Matic]

Name our last 2 Ribeye and Tbone.
So I could invite friends over for some Ribeye or T-bone and serve them burgers waiting for someone to awkwardly bring it up.
I learned good friends bring it up immediately.
"hey f-er you said we were having ribeyes!?"

Separate the wheat from the chaff.

You just ain't right! ! LOL!

 

[Deleted member 38069]

I voted birdshitface. Wife suggested Splat. Daughter said Harry(potter)...guess he has a lightning bolt on his face..dunno.

X2 for Harry Potter

 

[Howie]

Maybe....a formal title like Sir Loin?

Beauty, Marv!

 

[Brittany Chukarman]

Flaming Gorge

 

[Otto Matic]

Flaming Gorge

Flaming "George"?