man schooling

[Ridge Runner]

I might try this on my third wife. The first two didn't work out. The first one was poisoned and the 2nd one was murdered She wouldn't take the poison.Hehe.

 

[AZHUNTERR]

Man Schooling:
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained
for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates
degree....

TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates
degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the
program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to
Getting in at 2AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When
You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take
a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary
(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not
Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered
Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

 

[beardown]

I'll just marry an Omish girl instead!

 

[Quick Draw]

I think that degree will turn most men gay.

But then again it could help the marriage Either way it was pretty funny.
Quick Draw

 

[ELKCHSR]

I think they need to come hunting with me. I have a way to change them and they could just give me what they would give those liberal pukes in the college!!!!