Little things that will piss off the wife

[mdcrossbow]

I took her outdoor recliner and stuck it in my pop-up. It's getting cold out and she's not using it LOL

 

[Schaaf]

Mine gets BIG mad when I thaw Northern Pike in the sink after a day of ice fishing.

 

[Stocker]

When I bring another rifle home and tell her I won it on a raffle………. After winning dozens and dozens of raffles I think she’s onto me.

 

[Nick87]

Not HT appropriate.

 

[Gellar]

When I bring another rifle home and tell her I won it on a raffle………. After winning dozens and dozens of raffles I think she’s onto me.

We have an Amish guy who teaches hunters safety to the Amish community and I have to get him his supplies and pick them up after there class. The first time I did he was not there, but his wife was. We have hunters safety guns in 5 actions and they are blaze orange. He told me they were in his gun safe. So his wife brought me to his safe and the guns were not there. I called him, on his work cell phone, and said I couldn’t find the guns, they weren’t in the safe. After a moment of silent he says, Shit, they are in the safe downstairs my wife doesn’t know about.

 

[Bigjay73]

Amish guys have cell phones?

 

[Sagebrush1]

How about referring to your equal partner in life as “the wife”

 

[Fencepost]

I get the ..are you serious speech... after I tell her just one more then I'll be on my way. Or the how about a quick one then we can go do whatever. The death eye roll. ..

 

[Addicting]

Buying a 32k dollar excavator from a auction with house down payment money….

 

[WildWill]

When I bring another rifle home and tell her I won it on a raffle………. After winning dozens and dozens of raffles I think she’s onto me.

This is genius! Have a feeling I'm gonna win a raffle soon.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Buying a 32k dollar excavator from a auction with house down payment money….

Bold move........ I LOVE IT.

 

[FI460]

Partially skinned deer skull wrapped in a trash bag and left in a garage locker for 10 months.

Cleaning was easy once the smell died down.

 

[mdcrossbow]

Not HT appropriate.

my wife doesn't monitor my PC.

 

[MTLabrador]

@JLS grouse in the fridge?

 

[mdcrossbow]

Partially skinned deer skull wrapped in a trash bag and left in a garage locker for 10 months.

Cleaning was easy once the smell died down.

Ever worked on making powder horns and boiling them in the kitchen !

 

[geewhiz]

Buying a 32k dollar excavator from a auction with house down payment money….

 

[Nick87]

my wife doesn't monitor my PC.

 

[choc dogs]

That I’m still breathing.

 

[Irrelevant]

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Winner! Nick won the internet today

 

[golfer]

Asking if she’s mad when it’s clear she’s less than impressed. Then asking ten minutes later.