Big Slick
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Little Johnny went to school and the teacher said, today we are going to tell a story and then tell the moral of the story. She called on the first little girl.
The girl said my mom sent me to the store to get milk, and on the way home I tripped and fell and spilled the milk and began to cry.
The teacher ask the moral of the story? The girl said don't cry over spilled milk.
The next little girl got called on and she said her mom sent her to the store to get eggs. On the way home she had them in the basket on the front of her bike and she wrecked and broke all the eggs. The teacher ask what is the moral of the story? The girl replied don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Little Johnny got called upon and he said his dad was in Vietnam in a fox hole with a empty bottle of Jack Daniels and a .45 pistol with three bullets. Well six Viet Cong came running up the hill and he killed three with his .45 and three hand to hand combat.
The teacher looking puzzled said, what's the moral to that story?
Little Johnny said don't f@#k with my old man when he's been drinking!
The girl said my mom sent me to the store to get milk, and on the way home I tripped and fell and spilled the milk and began to cry.
The teacher ask the moral of the story? The girl said don't cry over spilled milk.
The next little girl got called on and she said her mom sent her to the store to get eggs. On the way home she had them in the basket on the front of her bike and she wrecked and broke all the eggs. The teacher ask what is the moral of the story? The girl replied don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Little Johnny got called upon and he said his dad was in Vietnam in a fox hole with a empty bottle of Jack Daniels and a .45 pistol with three bullets. Well six Viet Cong came running up the hill and he killed three with his .45 and three hand to hand combat.
The teacher looking puzzled said, what's the moral to that story?
Little Johnny said don't f@#k with my old man when he's been drinking!
