Life hack pro tip to hunt more

[Sytes]

James Taylor with his 'stache.

You've got friends, Farva. (Your anonymity dust in the wind).
All it took to turn the tide was JLS and Finn's solidarity with VT Trooper, Rod Farva, Alias: "Stocker".


Well done JLS and Finn, Well done. I too, shall join the, #westandwithstalkerstocker movement.

Oh merry bearded men unite! @Cornell2012 , we'll need a GoFundMe page for Trooper Farva... Just in case he becomes single. And IF his wife perseveres. We merry, married men shall rejoice with each local brewery g/c's!

 

[Akcabin]

My beautiful wife likes a nice close shave, says whiskers scratch her thighs

 

[ThunderNocked]

Mine would have to be reversed. My wife and kids have never seen me clean shaven. Last time I even trimmed it was 2016 hell I barely comb it. Talked about it a few times but the wifes not a fan of the idea. I should cut it one night after she goes to bed then curl up next to her and give her a couple kisses.

I clean shaved January 2016 without notifying my wife. Went in, took a shower, hunting was over for the season, decided why not.
She told me if I did it again she'd shave her head (I like her hair long) and see how I like it.
I always inform her of beard trims now. HAHA

 

[hank4elk]

The ex hated beards, her ex had one. I have had the stache since 1974, only shaved it for one gal and she hated it after. Granted it looked like Stockers or JT's then...but I got dad's hair and it grows.
With the scruff now I look homeless and old so I get weird looks. Without a beard I look like a cop.

 

[Stocker]

To top this all off our 10th anniversary is August 18th. She’ll be proud when I take her to the nicest restaurant in Omaha looking like an 80’s pornstar.

I may just unbutton the shirt to my belly button to complete the look. To be fair she’s stuck around 10 years longer than I thought she would so I’m playing with house money now.

 

[Irrelevant]

To top this all off our 10th anniversary is August 18th. She’ll be proud when I take her to the nicest restaurant in Omaha looking like an 80’s pornstar.

I may just unbutton the shirt to my belly button to complete the look. To be fair she’s stuck around 10 years longer than I thought she would so I’m playing with house money now.

with a gold chain too assume.

 

[elkduds]

To top this all off our 10th anniversary is August 18th. She’ll be proud when I take her to the nicest restaurant in Omaha looking like an 80’s pornstar.

I may just unbutton the shirt to my belly button to complete the look. To be fair she’s stuck around 10 years longer than I thought she would so I’m playing with house money now.

Had me @10th anniversary, CONGRATULATIONS!. Lost me @ nicest restaurant in Omaha.

 

[Stocker]

Had me @10th anniversary, CONGRATULATIONS!. Lost me @ nicest restaurant in Omaha.

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Thanks! Yeah, the people in KFC won’t care about how I look.

 

[BackofBeyond]

Stay strong homeslice. 17.5 more months and you too could look like this.

 

[Stocker]

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Stay strong homeslice. 17.5 more months and you too could look like this.

Do I have to wear the flying carp hat?

 

[BackofBeyond]

Do I have to wear the flying carp hat?

Only if it fits your head just right.

 

[JEL]

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Team Ugly has your back.

#westandwithstalkerstocker

Honestly that is not how I had you pictured. Lol.

 

[JEL]

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Stay strong homeslice. 17.5 more months and you too could look like this.

Solid!

 

[JLS]

Honestly that is not how I had you pictured. Lol.

Ha ha, better or worse? I am the one on the left, in case you were confused LOL

 

[Stocker]

Only if it fits your head just right.

Dude you saw my melon. I need a used cattle lick tub to cover it.

 

[Nick87]

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Stay strong homeslice. 17.5 more months and you too could look like this.

Careful your gonna catch that thing in a zipper.

 

[BackofBeyond]

Dude you saw my melon. I need a used cattle lick tub to cover it.

Looks like Sputnik without the pointy things.

 

[huntnpack]

You gents are onto something. This good luck charm first debuted the day before the wife’s 10 year high school reunion. Its been dubbed the fourth musketeer, the McClellan, and ole lucky after this elk kill. The wife tried to restrict it to when she’s out of town on business trips and during hunting trips, but some styles can’t be fenced in or be predicted. They come and go as they please…

PS: preemptively putting a headlamp on over your stocking hat before dark is a great move. You’ll forget the headlamp is up there, tear off your hat when you get hot, lose the headlamp, and proceed to stumble through deadfall in the dark for several hours. 10/10 would recommend.

 

[rtraverdavis]

I gave the mustache a try a couple years back. Wife’s expression says it all…

 

[BackofBeyond]

I gave the mustache a try a couple years back. Wife’s expression says it all…

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See that’s an admirable lip ferret. But you are punching over your weight class, so keep momma happy!