Life hack pro tip to hunt more

[Irrelevant]

My wife refers to mine as a celibacy stache, they only ever make it about a week...

 

[Stocker]

I did this a couple years ago. I showed up to camp and my buddies 10 year old son came out and opened the gate for me. He took one look and said "whoa you look like the sheriff" I said sweet! I got out of truck walked around the camper and buddies wife said "whoa you look like a pedophile" lol
My wife was not a fan either.

The smallest kid on the football team is a good athlete, quiet, and funny as hell. Last night at practice I was telling him as the QB he needs to command the huddle, he just kept staring at me saying nothing. Finally I said “what’s up Jack?” He said “you look like Goose!” All the kids that have seen the new top gun busted up laughing.

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

In solidarity with @Stocker! September, ‘21 mustache.

 

[hank4elk]

Decided yesterday not to buzz the beard anymore. Why expose the waddle ?

 

[mdcrossbow]

I usually wait for turkey season to roll around before I get scrubby.

 

[Deleted member 52098]

#Solidarity4Stocker have a long way to go to achieve @hank4elk and @OntarioHunter status!

 

[Stocker]

#Solidarity4Stocker have a long way to go to achieve @hank4elk and @OntarioHunter status!

#CelibacyCrew

 

[elkduds]

Witness protection-approved images, before and after biweekly shearing.

Inspired by @hank4elk , I was gonna stretch it to 3 weeks.

 

[SaskHunter]

Y'all won't catch me without a beard, I gotta hide that skinny guy double chin!!!

 

[Mallardsx2]

I'm the coon whisperer....I was unemployed and unshaven and trapping at will on every back road around. Loved it.

 

[geewhiz]

With that stache you might want to change your name from @Stocker to @"stalker"

 

[Stocker]

With that stache you might want to change your name from @Stocker to @"stalker"

That was my 1st choice. It was taken. No doubt a @nick87 alias.

 

[Nick87]

That was my 1st choice. It was taken. No doubt a @nick87 alias.

Wtf

 

[Stocker]

Wtf

I had to throw someone under the bus.

 

[Deleted member 52098]

If you punch every tag you have, I think the stache needs to stay.

 

[Stocker]

If you punch every tag you have, I think the stache needs to stay.

Man I love tag soup

Don’t steal my hashtag and my brand #MILTS

 

[Sytes]

You should have given yourself an added incentive...

However, poaching may have been considered or... the big D judge may have passed all your possessions to your... X.

 

[Jared123]

I may or may not have started in the booze a little early yesterday and let my son talk me into shaving everything off but an “elk stache”. His rules are I can’t shave it until I kill an elk.

It’s working like a charm. My wife looked at me and said “gross”. She also told me I’d better kill one the opening week or not come home. Looks like I’ll be hunting from Sept 1 until I kill one.

My not so supportive or positive buddy told me to have fun stepping on it for the next few years.

Good idea!

 

[Stocker]

Little good news bad news. Good news is is not looking worse. Bad new is it’s not getting better. The county sheriff asked if I’d be in a video on how to spot sex offenders so I have that going for me.

 

[JLS]

Team Ugly has your back.

#westandwithstalkerstocker