Justified or other favorites....quotes

[Philippides]

Justified is my favorite show of all time. Great characters & stories, always entertaining dialogue.

Raylan:
I guess I never thought of myself as an angry man.

Winona:
Well, you do a good job of hiding it, and I suppose most folks don't see it, but honestly, you're the angriest man I have ever known.

 

[noharleyyet]

Ahh, if that don't cool it down and heat it up at the same time.

 

[MarvB]

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." -Benjamin Franklin

"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." -Franklin D. Roosevelt

"A hunt based only on the trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be." -Fred Bear

 

[Huntkook]

 

[JohnCushman]

"F@ck the F@cking F@ckers"

Gunnery SGT Kelly, field med school, Camp Le Jeune 1990

 

[LuketheDog]

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-Mark Twain

 

[LopeHunter]

A man's true character will be revealed when he has too little money and has too much.

You can earn money, inherit money or marry money as a path to riches. Marrying money is the hardest on a man as will always be merely a guest in that family.

If a man cheats at golf, he will cheat on anything and anyone.

If there is someone you can not speak openly to or about, congratulations, you have discovered your master.

 

[Sytes]

If there is someone you can not speak openly to or about, congratulations, you have discovered your master.

Too true. Hadn't heard this one though i like it. Good one.

 

[Tradewind]

I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold.
I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right
Elliot Ness

 

[Tradewind]

Boyd: " G_d Da_n, Raylan, your timing sucks."
Raylan: "So I've been told."

 

[longbow51]

This is kind of long but one of my favorite scenes. Tim Gutterson was underutilized.

Tim: Am I right in saying that you were in the sandbox before Afghanistan?
Colton: I am a double winner. Is that why you called, to ask me that?
Tim: Oh, why? You busy?
Colton: I am in the middle of something.
Tim: All right, I'll make it quick. I'm writing a book set in Iraq. There's a chapter where a convoy of military police is transporting a criminal, and lieutenant Dan... he's our main guy... he gets a bad feeling.
Colton: "Forrest Gump."
Tim: Huh?
Colton: There's a lieutenant Dan in "Forrest Gump."
Tim: Oh, sh*t. You're right. I'll change it. Lieutenant Colt.
Colton: I would like a young Gérard Depardieu to play me in the movie. I'm honored.

 

[longbow51]

Here's some great ones from the movie Shooter:

The late, great Lavon Helm, who played the role of Mr. Rate, was a drummer with several groups, ultimately with The Band, touring extensively with Bob Dylan and independently.

Bob Lee Swagger: Suppose I was looking for man who could make a 2200 yard cold bore shot, who's alive that could do that?
Mr. Rate: Seems I heard about a shot like that being made not too long ago, said the guy's name was Bob Lee Swagger. Never met the man, so I wouldn't know.
Bob Lee Swagger: Ya, they said that alright.
Mr. Rate: They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love!

Mr. Rate: That's how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll they were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.
Nick Memphis: You know this for a fact?
Mr. Rate: Still got the shovel...

 

[Tradewind]

Sundance: "they could surrender to us, but I wouldn't count on it."

 

[44hunter45]

" If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole, if you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole"
Still my favorite Raylan quote

Too close to home.

 

[Bigjay73]

It

Too close to home.

For many of us lol

 

[Cav1]

Brian Keith as Henry Frapp in The Mountain Men:

Nathan Wyeth: "Haven't you ever been lost?"
Henry Frapp: "Naw. Been fearsome confused for a month or two, but I ain't never been lost."

And my all-time favorite bumper sticker: Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.

 

[mikieb]

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it"

"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

-William Munny

Same movie.... same William Munny,

"funny thing... Killing a man."

"You take away everything he's got..... and, everything he's ever gonna have.... "

 

[VikingsGuy]

Love Justified, but the best ones are taken so pivoting:

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
-Ron Swanson

“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”
-Ron Swanson

“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.”
-Ron Swanson

“Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”
-Ron Swanson

“I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”
-Ron Swanson

“When I walked in this morning and saw that the flag was half-mast, I thought ‘All right, another bureaucrat ate it!'”
-Ron Swanson

“I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.”
-Ron Swanson

 

[MarvB]

"A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an ax, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that." -Alan Ladd in "Shane"

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy." -Clint Eastwood in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

 

[MarvB]

Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane in "A Million Ways to Die in the West"

Anna: You're a good sheep farmer!
Albert: Oh my god, please! I suck at sheep. Louise was right, I can't keep track of them. There was a sheep in the whorehouse the last week.
Anna: Really?
Albert: Yeah. Wandered in there, and then when I went to pick it up, somehow it had made 20 dollars.