Just when you think it can’t get any worse.

[tjones]

Condom shortage looms as coronavirus shuts down production

It’s time to take matters into your own hands. A week after New York City sent out a health announcement asking citizens to masturbate and avoid “rim jobs” during social isolation…

www.google.com

 

[BigHornRam]

Um, I don't need the gooberment to tell me not to do rim jobs. That's sick!

 

[Dave N]

Think I'll just leave this one alone!

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Say what....

 

[jeremys4]

And thus the Coronavirus generation is born. Masterbation is for married folk not rim jobbing singles. They crossed the line this time.

 

[Deleted member 40728]

I wonder if there are any Joe Exotic condoms remaining from when he ran for Oklahoma governor. He handed them out as campaign material! Maybe they could ship the leftovers to NY.

 

[jryoung]

STDs have been in the rise recently, might be a good time to invest in pharma that treats STDs given the pent up frustration that is going to be let loose once SIPs are lifted.

 

[mdunc8]

Not to worry...

 

[onpoint]

And my four letter word faux pas got deleted................

 

[Hem]

Not to worry...
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Jeez Mike....and here I thought you were the one adult male who never regressed to being an 8th grader.

 

[mdunc8]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[Hem]

As long as those aren't your finger tips.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Losing_Sanity]

 

[ignorethefringes]

That $750 procedure I had is paying itself off faster than I expected, especially considering what a black market condom must cost.

 

[belshawelk]

I guess it’s a good thing all the libs who want to “save “ the life of mothers just made it illegal to close any abortion clinics because they are a necessity during the virus.