blaine
New member
Hi my name is Blaine, I am new to this site, I live in the lower mainland of BC ( near Vancouver) I have been Hunting and Fishing since the 70's and I am looking forward to the stories and gaining knowledge from the guy's and gal's here at Hunt talk, I don't know if it applies here or not but here is my Introduction Joke.
I Hope this doesn't offend anyone
On his way to a golf tour in Newfoundland, Mike Weir drives his new
Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in
a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing
pro is.
'How's she cuttin' by ,'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello, ' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're called tees,'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on God's earth are dey fur ?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
'Fookin Jaysus ,'' says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting !''
I Hope this doesn't offend anyone
On his way to a golf tour in Newfoundland, Mike Weir drives his new
Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in
a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing
pro is.
'How's she cuttin' by ,'' says the attendant.
Mike nods a quick 'hello, ' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're called tees,'' replies Mike.
''Well, what on God's earth are dey fur ?'' inquires the attendant..
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Mike.
'Fookin Jaysus ,'' says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting !''
