Jan 3, 2004 #1 R RogueWarrior1957 Guest Question: Know the difference between an oral and rectal theermometer? Answer: The taste!
Jan 3, 2004 #2 Q Quick Draw New member Joined May 20, 2001 Messages 1,768 Location Washington When you have a "I hate my job" (or my life) day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company." Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours. Quick Draw
When you have a "I hate my job" (or my life) day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company." Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours. Quick Draw
