I had an epiphany and joined the dark side

[ShootsManyBullets]

I realized that I don't actually care about bowhunting, I just do it because it gives us an extra 2 months of hunting here. So I bought a crossbow. I now expect to fill all my tags in the first 2 weeks of the season. What other gear should I acquire to fully embrace my new dirt bag style?

Since you've likely acquired a butt out tool by now, you should probably get a purse and a Prius to drive it around. The roof of a Prius is the perfect place to tie down a dead doe after a rough morning in the heated ground blind. Roll that hot rod through Starbucks with a doe on top and you're guaranteed to get an extra shot of soy in that latte.

 

[338win]

I once asked an old timer what he thought about cross bows. He said "qu3er$ gotta hunt to."

 

[Ben Lamb]

Nothing to be alarmed about, just another SEC taradiddle.

Calm down, Jebediah.

 

[JM77]

So, my conclusion of the 4 pages of this thread lead me to indicate that

1.) If you have a crossbow
2.) You still root for the South

You are essentially someone in need of a participation trophy.

Also, this never gets old:

South Postpones Rising Again For Yet Another Year

HUNTSVILLE, AL–For the 135th straight year since Gen. Robert E. Lee’s surrender at Appomattox, representatives for the South announced Monday that the region has postponed plans to rise again.

www.theonion.com

This from a guy I do like, but would never ask for hunting advise.

Oh, and likes "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" version by The Band.

 

[np307]

Since you've likely acquired a butt out tool by now, you should probably get a purse and a Prius to drive it around. The roof of a Prius is the perfect place to tie down a dead doe after a rough morning in the heated ground blind. Roll that hot rod through Starbucks with a doe on top and you're guaranteed to get an extra shot of soy in that latte.

Uh this is hunttalk, we don't hunting-vehicle-shame here...

 

[SSGOldfart]

Humm maybe you should add a pop up blind to your mix
wait your in NC you'll need a tree stand and deer too