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[44hunter45]

1. Fill water bladder with water
2. Place bladder behind knees
3. Squat, pinching water bladder between calf and hamstrings
4. Do your business
5. Uncap/pinch/etc. water bladder hose creating temporary high pressure bidet.
6. Dress yourself
7. Give your hunting buddy his water bladder back

Bite valve?

 

[44hunter45]

I notice you post this the day before I leave for Rendezvous. Green Decoys wipe, right?

I don't know about socks, but I have come home with my thermal top sleeveless.

Greenhorn is right. Snow. Keep going until it comes back clear.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Way too much daylight between “11-20” sheets and half a roll (250 sheets). I thru-hiked the AT and resupplied every 4-5 days. A half-roll was sufficient for 5 days (50 sheets/day), and that was on a 5000 calorie/day diet.

 

[HUNT TALK MAN]

DOSNT ANYONE THUMB-AUGER !NYMOR!?!?!?!?!?!!!

 

[hank4elk]

Going in with a "sheet" attitude when your motto is "lets roll", is a mistak in my opine.

 

[Treeshark]

Wet wipes, always. Pro tip: they freeze, don’t work as well in brick form.

 

[tarheel]

After exhaustive research I've deduced that the average number of sheets is determined mostly by whether one is a folder or a wadder.

I can't believe I actually responded to this post, but in my experiences hunting the Rockies I have several funny as Hell stories relating to this function in the field.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[SaskHunter]

We don't deserve you @HUNT TALK MAN

 

[mtmuley]

Crumpled up Montana game regs would work. Best use for them. mtmuley

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Crumpled up Montana game regs would work. Best use for them. mtmuley

Aka the Jersey wipe

 

[Deleted member 40728]

After exhaustive research I've deduced that the average number of sheets is determined mostly by whether one is a folder or a wadder.

Who in their right mind is a wadder ? I think they are already all locked up. You might as well be wiping your ass with a Christmas bow at that point.

 

[kwyeewyk]

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

After having what I’m pretty sure was giardia on two of my hunts I’d say a whole roll, a bag of wipes, some diaper rash cream and a way to off yourself to end the suffering if it gets too bad. I was close to sending out a SOS I was so sick. Luckily I had cell service and was at my little shack. I feel for those who get sick when truly in the back country.

I’ve learned not to trust water even to rinse out a cup or pot.

 

[MO Betta]

I wonder what all Randy packs after that incident with the 5 alarm chili.

 

[TN2shot07]

I wonder what all Randy packs after that incident with the 5 alarm chili.

No doubt there’s a reason the top pockets on that metcalf always look full, even in daypack mode

 

[QuazyQuinton]

I wonder what all Randy packs after that incident with the 5 alarm chili.

Simple. No 5-alarm chili.

QQ

 

[JLS]

Also, well done @JLS for the hard hitting question.

Truly remarkable discussions here at Hunt Talk.

Deep thoughts from a shallow mind…

 

[Hem]

I have never counted squares in my life.
More is better.
First thing in my pack.

 

[Firedude]

DOSNT ANYONE THUMB-AUGER !NYMOR!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Well, I mean yeah... But friends always seam so awkward when you ask them to borrow their finger instead of some T.P.
Right, like I'm the weirdo!